Saturday Afternoon Nap

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your oven is preheated you can cook now

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your coffee is brewed and hot

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your clothes are dry

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if you don’t make dinner you’ll be sorry

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just how are you going to function without a second cup?

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you wouldn’t want your clothes to wrinkle now would you?

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wasting energy will destroy the planet!

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do you think I’m just sitting here waiting for you?

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your work shirts are puckering! get down here now!
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is there a problem young lady?
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I won’t keep this warm forever you know
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I’m only going to warn you so many times
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